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CrazySlow Ninja
This motley lot are a funny bunch of older (mostly) players, most of which play in a clan called the GONKS (check out their website here) of which yours truly is also a member. 

 If you come across any of these guys (and gals) give them shit and tell them it was from 'Crazy', but prepared to get plenty back, especially from Greeko!!

Check out the footage on the left, this is what the clan call "sharing the love", we are equally as aggressive towards each other as we are to anyone else who gets in our way .... enjoy!!
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BouncedTubb55 

Call Sign: Tubbs
Home Base: Christchurch NZ
Classification: Switch Blade

You'll often hear Tubbs screaming "I got one!" being fairly new to the Xbox fraternity his ability to take out the enemy is limited but he's a master with the knife so if you can't shoot him I suggest you run otherwise he will impale you!  Crazy loves playing on line with him as he'll send him into a building first to catch the bullets and hopefully give him a chance to clean the enemies out! :-)


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bomba59

Call Sign: Bomber
Home Base: 
Classification: Spray & Run Away

Don't let the avatar fool you, Bomber firstly is a bloke of middle age (he shares his avatar with his daughter .... so he says!).  From time to time he does play like a girl, but generally when I have played him he has been my Nemesis far too often, loves to talk, in fact it's damned hard to keep him quiet.  An awesome player, definitely want him with you rather than against you!!

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son of FALCOON

Call Sign:  Falcs
Home Base:
Classification: Ultimate Points Whore

If there is a point to be had, Falcs will be there, this guy is a legend at playing objective based games but he is equally lethal in games like Team Deathmatch and Free For All.  Great communicator (another way of saying he's always talking or barking out orders!!) and always does his best to get the team on top.

FergoWGE

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Call Sign: Fergo
Home Base: Melbourne (Australia)
Classification: Tea Bag

Fergo is an awesome gamer (he's one of the few that I can regularly put bullets into!!)  I gave him a 'Tea Bag" classification because like a tea bag he ends up with 2000 perforations in him at the end of each game!!

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NZ Killthemnow

Call Sign: Kill'em
Home Base:  Christchurch, NZ
Classification: 

Kill'em is a bit warped, well his humour is, comes out with the most incredible random rubbish, but you can be sure it's always funny.  Great player, definitely want this fella on your side because he is guaranteed to plague you otherwise.


Paulie Pootube

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Call Sign: Poo 
Home Base: Brisbane  (Australia)
Classification: Runner Gunner

Poo is another great gamer (but don't tell him I said so!!  Poo can win games consistently then find himself at the bottom of the pile, rather erratic and hates being barbequed (My favorite weapon on Black Ops - Commando with flame thrower attachment - awesome)

eels2000

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Call Sign: Eels
Home Base: Sydney (Australia)
Classification: Sniper (Super Sneaky)

Eels is one of the sneakiest players I have come across, he is the ultimate sniper, but he is fast enough on the hoof to be a pain.  If Crazy manages to kill him even once in a game, he's happy!!



oz snake eater

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Call Sign: Snakey / The GONKfather
Home Base: Albury (Australia)
Classification: Old & Sneaky

I have to say,  he needs to get a life, anyone who is friends with Snakey would be hard pushed to go online when he isn't playing.  By far the most experienced Gonk member (the oldest too, I believe), if there is a nook or cranny to hide in, Snakey will no about it

KozNZ

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Call Sign: Koz
Home Base: Wellington (NZ)
Classification: Runner Gunner / Sniper

Koz, aka, MIA isn't a bad lad when he is allowed on line, a regular player who has let women (otherwise referred to as internet connection problems!!) interfere with his amount of game play.  On saying that, it is probably just as well because when he does play, he tends to win!!

TerraHawker

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Call Sign: TerraHawker
Home Base: Wellington (NZ)
Classifcation: Silent yet deadly

Terra is not known for his spray and run away type of play, but neither is he a camping queen, he just gets the job done.  Never has too much to say, so when you do here him ranting, be warned, he's upset and likely to take it out on your hide!!

DisturbedWombat

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Call Sign: Wombat
Home Base: NT (Australia)
Classification: Pain in the Ass

Wombat is annoyingly good, he can be away for weeks at a time in the mines in the wop wops of Australia, come back on line and own the show.  How he does it using only one hand, I have no idea ...... yes one hand, he needs the other for the booze he's drinking

OZZY VEGEMITE

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Call Sign: Vegie
Home Base: Katherine NT (Australia)
Classification: Spary & Run Away

Ozzie is a scream, always cursing his bad luck (even more so than Crazy - and that is saying something!!) but if you get him on a good day, the man is hard to kill, brother of DisturbedWombat, he's just as mad if not quite so good!! :-)

MajorWestNZ

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Call sign: Major
Home Base: Wellington (NZ)
Classification: Quiet & Sneeky


Major tends not to say too much, unless Crazy kills him whilst on "last stand" again, then he gets a bit excited with himself.  Tend not to run into him too much in a game because of his stealth mode, but when he pops out of the wood work, you had better kill him quick otherwise you'll be history!!

Mr n Mrs Grinch

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Call Sign: Trish 
Home Base: Brisbane (Australia)
Classification:  Serious Camper


There is a Mr & Mrs on this call sign, but truth be told it is only ever Trish I have played with!  She is a notorious camper, taking you out without ever knowing where she was (in Hardcore).  Really nice player and funny, gives any of the Gonks as good as she gets, she holds her own with or without a gun!!

xxxGREEKOxxx

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Call Sign: Greeko
Home Base: Sydney (Australia)
Classifcation: Aggravator

If there is ever any trash talking spotty faced teenagers in the room when we're playing, we unleash Greeko (truth be told, he unleashes himself!), he can out "trash talk" anyone, especially if they piss him off!!  An awesome player who regularly wins his matches

Pauliegrub

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Call Sign: Grubie
Home Base: Brisbane (Australia)
Classification: Camper

Grubie probably has the most warped, maybe even sickest sense of humour out of all the gamers I know.  I'm sure he sits making up jokes that will offend whilst he is camping, waiting for you to walk into his cross hairs.  Get him out in the open though and he is as easy to kill as Crazy!!

po50953u

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Call Sign: Po
Home Base: Aberdeen (Scotland)
Classification: Spray & Runaway

Po is an awesome player, great laugh online and will definitely give you the run around, can be sneaky at times, but prefers to run a shoot or maybe just run!!
Crazy particularly likes this player cause he's English, and there is nothing Crazy likes more than giving it to an Englishman!!

Man in BlackNZ

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Call sign: MIB
Home Base: Wellington (NZ)
Classification: Spray and Run Away

MIB is part of the Zombie Extermination Squad of the Gonk clan.  A sure shot on the run, if you pick on him too much, you'll hear from him, he takes no prisoners!!

DINO 208

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Call Sign: Dino
Home Base: Christchurch (NZ)
Classification: Extreme Sneak

Dino is another great player, has very annoying sneaky tendancies which include camping and sneaking around in the undergrowth.  Part of the Zombie Extermination Squad, Dino is also known for his "points bitching".  If Dino stops talking, you'll find it is after 10.30pm and his wife has gone to bed having activated his "mute" button!!

Marty Monster

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Call sign: Marty
Home Base: Wellington (NZ)
Classification: Sinper

Marty is fast on his feet, fast on the trigger, and is infuriatingly good at killing you with a sniper rifle from the hip!!  On saying that he is a great person to have in your team.  Marty is also part of the Zombie Extermination Squad. 

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